I got this joke via email today and then i thought to share the same with all of you guys . This is the common thing which happens with most of the guys out there. Either the Gals reject boys or the boys reject the gals. Why do they do it and the most specific reasons that i got through the mail .
You will laugh reading this . I bet.The best reasons which make rejections a success are somewhat given below.

Rejections: The Female Way

10. I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance. “)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.

(I don’t want to do my dad)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.

(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend

(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).

5. I don’t date men where I work.

(I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less
the same building.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me.

(It’s you.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career.

(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
dating you.)

2. I’m celibate.

(I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

…and the number 1 rejection line given by women:

1. Let’s be friends.

(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet. It’s that male perspective thing)

this is too much a lie to accept

Rejections: The Male Way

This is too truthful to accept

Rejections and what they mean

10. I think of you as a sister.

(You’re ugly.)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.

(You’re ugly.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.

(You’re ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(You’re ugly.)

6. I’ve got a girlfriend.

(You’re ugly.)

5. I don’t date women where I work.

(You’re ugly.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me.

(You’re ugly.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career.

(You’re ugly.)

2. I’m celibate.

(You’re ugly.)

…and the number 1 rejection line given by men:

1. Let’s be friends.

(You’re sinfully ugly.)

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